What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

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On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is your most erotic sex story?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?